Thongs, Cash, and Vinny on the Floor

Aah, the week that was in Louisville...I'm not sure when I've seen such a scandal. Ricky P. and trampy Karen divulge the info. Indignation ensues.





To be honest, I don't really care that much what Rick does. He disappointed me enough in 2001. Nothing he does can surprise me. Furthermore, I don't really understand all the shock. We've been hearing adultery rumors for years. The second-most-common one was that he knocked up the hostess at Porcini, which turned out to be pretty close.



For those of you who are unfamiliar with Louisville's newest tourist attraction, I'll describe. It's a very nice, relatively pricey Italian restaurant on Frankfort Ave. It has always been Rick's hangout. The owner, Tim Coury, sits behind the U of L bench at games. Porcini is very dimly lit. It has a bar area with booths in the back, and then a restaurant and patio. It is widely reputed as a place where young women can meet their Sugar Daddies and vice versa. I've actually seen that happen in my few visits there.

I'll tell you, the thing that shocks me most is that Tim Sypher agreed to marry Karen. She went to his house, his boss paid her off, he drove her to Cincy for an abortion, and then he thought she'd make a good wife? Bless, Tim.

Of course, the real victim in all this is Vinny Tatum. (You remember Vinny. He gave a eulogy at Mr. Keightley's funeral. Mr. Keightley called him "Pork Chop.") I think Pork Chop suffered enough when his floor nap was interrupted by "the sounds of two people enjoying a sexual encounter." Now his name is all over the papers. Vinny, you should have stayed a Wildcat, man.

Someone made a joke yesterday that Rick has a centipede following him. Shoes are dropping everywhere. We at thekentuckygirls will do our best to keep you in the loop.

In the police transcripts, Karen Sypher told exactly where the dirty deed took place. I'm quite upset, as I have sat in that back booth behind the bar. You know, where their stuff has been. Karen also recounted how the nasty took place without removing her underwear. "You know, them thongs are little, and you can just pull them over if you need to." TMI, Karen. TMI.