An Open Letter to Florida Fans

Dear Florida Fans,

This letter is not directed to the majority of you. Several of you attended the sorry UK-Florida game last night, and your manners were exemplary. Three of you even sat behind me, and I didn't notice. No, this little missive is directed to the posse of fifteen I saw exiting Commonwealth last night.

Gentlemen, your shirts annoyed me. "Why Are We Even Here?" in reference to your three titles was irritating. BTW, I'll see your three and raise you seven. Your matching orange and blue camo pants beg the question, "How are you even here?" How does a band of fifteen men, obviously of questionable IQ, even find Lexington? Greyhound?

Let's be clear, your pants were neither fashionable nor attractive. Your wives can rest easy. You remained untouched by the female populace of Lexington.

Sincerely,

Jenks