Last week I was invited to join the Facebook group "Josh Harrellson Don't Suck." The group was apparently founded upon a directive by Josh himself in a bid to gain playing time. Now, I think Josh is precious and adorable, bless his jorts-wearin' little heart. I also think he changes the complexion of the game at times when he is given the chance to play.
Two problems: First, I don't really think Billy cares what Josh Harrellson's Facebook friends think about his substitution patterns. I think he's busy worrying about, you know, game film, performance in practice, stats, data, things like that. (You be quiet over there! We are going to be respectful of our coach. He is not dating any of Josh's Facebook friends. Stop it!!)
Second, I just cannot bring myself to endorse a group that uses incorrect grammar. If Josh, or his spokesperson, had only chosen a different name for the group, I might have joined. I guess we'll never know. Feel free to put your ideas for the group name below. I choose "Put Josh in, Coach."
How about "I heart Josh's Dylan McKay wig"?
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